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Literature is the expression of a feeling of deprivation, recourse against a sense of something missing. But the contrary is also true: language is what makes us human. It is a course against the meaningless noise and silence of nature and history
— -Octavio Paz
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I Hate My Job (Official Music Video)
Alright, so you watch this, right? And then imagine the first (and second and third) time I watched it, and imagine me popping, like, TEN THOUSAND LADY-BONERS. Because that is what happened.
NOTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAS EVER BEEN MORE PERFECT.
more than a little bit in love
Apart from the “tranny” part, these guys can get it.
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off;
Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
It pisses my mom off endlessly when I do the “Bueller?” thing. I do what I want, mom.
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1. Fill bowl with gummy bears
2. Add alcohol of your choice
3. Place in fridge
4. Gummy bears will absorb the alcohol
5. Eat the gummy bears
6. Get faded
File under: things I should do this year.
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“Off to the Races” by Lana Del Rey.
Best song ever whoever doesn’t like it doesn’t have a soul tbh
so many of her lyrics are hilariously terribad, but it’s not like that has never prevented me from liking songs before
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Nick Soucek provides us with another comic, dealing with his experiences of anxiety and depression.
